Radiohead: Creep
Oasis: Wonderwall
Doors: Riders On The Storm
Smashing Pumpkins: 1979
Pixies: Where Is My Mind
Bowie: Heroes
Anger77: Vielleicht
Fury in the Slaughterhouse: Every Generation...
Muse: Butterflies & Hurricanes
Muse: Exo Politics
The Velvet Underground: Sunday Morning
Pink Floyd: Dark Side Of The Moon
Kraftwerk: Das Model
Placebo: Pure Morning
Wallflowers: Everybody Out Of The Water
U2: One
REM: Losing My Religion
Simon & Garfunkel: The Sound Of Silence
Slut: All We Need Is Silence
Nirvana: Lithium
Jeff Buckley: Hallelujah
Mr. Mister: Broken Wings
Plan B: Life's A Beat
Selig: Wenn Ich Wollte
Wolfsheim: Sparrows & Nightingales 

Name Time Album Artist
Don't Look Back In Anger 4:48 Don't Look Back In Anger [Single] Oasis
All I Need 4:28 Moon Safari Air
Song 2 2:02 The Best Of Blur
The People That We Love 4:02 Golden State Bush
All My Life 4:24 One By One Foo Fighters
Hallelujah 6:55 So Real Jeff Buckley
Das Modell 3:44 Die Mensch Maschine [German] Kraftwerk
Space Dementia 6:21 Origin Of Symmetry Muse
Lithium 4:17 Nirvana [UK] Nirvana
In Bloom 4:15 Nirvana [UK] Nirvana
How Soon Is Now 6:45 Hatful Of Hollow The Smiths
Creep 3:56 Pablo Honey Radiohead
Run 5:55 Final Straw Snow Patrol
Tie Up My Hands 5:46 Love Is Here Starsailor
Chicago 6:04 Illinois Sufjan Stevens
Twist in My Sobriety 4:52 The Best Of Tanita Tikaram Tanita Tikaram
Thru the Glass 4:37 The Invitation Thirteen Senses
Why Does it Always Rain on Me? 4:25 Singles Travis
I Will Follow 3:38 Boy U2
Lucky Man 4:53 Urban Hymns The Verve
Empire In My Mind 3:32 Red Letter Days The Wallflowers
Baba O'Riley 5:10 Who's Next The Who
The Sparrows And The Nightingales 6:54 The Sparrows And The Nightingales Wolfsheim
Behind The Wheel 5:18 Music For The Masses Depeche Mode
Riders On The Storm 7:16 The Best Of The Doors The Doors
Every Generation Got Its Own Disease 5:33 Super Fury (Disc 1) Fury In The Slaughterhouse
Reminder 5:27 Nothing Will Go Wrong Slut
Useless (K&D Session) 6:14 The K&D Sessions (Disc 1) Depeche Mode
Coded Language 8:49 Coded Language Krust
Orange Crush 3:53 In Time: The Best Of R.E.M. 1988-2003 R.E.M.

I bought American mustard for a barbecue. No, I don't have any other explanation than "Twin Pack, ridiculously cheap".

Now, it says on the bottle that it's America's "favourite since it's introduction at the St. Louis World's Fair in 1904"... Yeah, right, you guys over there would eat your own granny if it would create some sense of history, wouldn't you?

But that's not the funniest part... "Allergy advice: contains mustard" Blimey!

(Yeah, I know...)

In case you didn't realise: The world ain't fair.

If you never get any credit for your accomplishments, what's the point of being smart? If you get your exam result and happily tell your friends about it, and all you hear is "Of course, what did you expect? How could YOU ever have failed?"...
Tell ya, that sucks...

Next year I might deliberately fuck up just to get any kind of proper response...

Don't worry, I love you anyway. But please, can you perceive my uncertainty in the same way you recognise the functionality of my brain?